E-RANTS AND INSIGHTS

My contract is up so I was eligible for the deal and jumped on it this morning. I'm very full of myself at the moment for coming across this deal, so you might wanna give me a day or two to deflate my ego a bit.

You already know I'm not shy when it comes to interracial dating. As I've said before, you can call me "Skittles" cuz ya girl does and will taste the rainbow, okay?

So understand when I say this I am clear that my Black chicas will not be feeling me cuz I'm speaking on their beloved Reggie Bush.



Who cares if she's of moderate intelligence, lacking in accomplishments or doesn't practice a sexually discriminant lifestyle?

THIS is what she looks like and all of the aforementioned rank pretty high in the world of "No Permanence".

I'm just sayin'.

(If I had an example to flip the script I'd use it. But I can't mess with a dumb dude. I tried. Several times. I just can't.)

P.S.- Yes T.K., I blogged about it. I just don't see why the man should NOT be with her. And your ass wasn't trying to hear my point so I figured some visual evidence would make it a smidge clearer, lol. You should pick better celebs to swoon over. At least my Vince got with a doctor *wink*

Stealing glances
contemplating risk & chances
wishful thinking of romances
quiet talks and
slow dances. inside a silence like this
nerves scrambling
cuz of who we think we is
in this Now
not ever taking one step
to discover
in exploration of
our power to create
Next.

My gift-wrapping skills are at an all-time low.

For a while, it used to be a quiet talent of mine.

All of my corners lined up with the precision of a military salute. I never creased more than once. No air pockets. Flawless execution every time. It was very similar to my parking skills.

Believe or not, parking was my strength for a while (shut up). It was! I was a very dope parker in Drivers Ed. I couldn't drive for isht but I could park the helloutta those Fords! Parallel? Done. Parking space (with no do-overs)? I got that.


That was up until I learned how to drive ABOVE the speed limit. I would say I conquered that about 2 years ago:o) Since I've experienced what a good tap of the gas pedal can do, I've slacked a bit on the parking. Put it this way, you don't have to know the car I drove but if I showed you the row I parked in, you'd find me. Guaranteed. It beez like that sometimes!


I went from "Did you pay for gift wrap?" status to a "Who did this?" fall from grace. Why? I could attribute it to being a slacker but what fun is that?? Instead, I'll justify myself with an explanation of how my focus is now on PURCHASING the gift to wrap instead of the gift wrapping.

Works for me.

(Sheeeeyit.)