E-RANTS AND INSIGHTS

Just in case you didn't know...

if you fart while seated in a booth or a bench of some type, everyone sharing that cushion knows you did it. Hopefully these people are reeeeally "nice" and will pretend that they didn't notice a thing.

Otherwise you might catch some "No you didn't just do that..." eyes like I gave this random chick at lunch today.


She was tripping.
STRAIGHT tripping.

(Sorry. I was dying to get that out.)