E-RANTS AND INSIGHTS

1. The 15 sec self-promotion BEFORE we get to know WTF he's doing in a hospital gown
2. Almost forgetting that his "girlfriend" actually birthed the babies (and not him)
3. Hold up...is that background music?????
4. The glittering pink fonted Sesame Street breakdown
5. How a 37 year-old "business man" can't manage to treat the birth of his children any different than an album promotion
6. How he successfully managed to talk about himself in damn near every sentence