You know what? I have an idea...
Why don't you just twist the handle of the knife COUNTER-CLOCKWISE to confirm my misery?!?!?!?
You talented, modest, articulate, low-key, insightfully witty BASTARD!
There are plenty of other unattainable men out there just like that!
And I vow to find all 4 of them!
(BASTARD. That's right. All caps, buddy! That'll learn ya!)
Jessica Simpson, John Mayer cozy up at the Grammys
|Updated 2/12/2007 3:11 PM ET |
No translation needed here. Jessica Simpson, 26, and John Mayer, 29, made their romance official at a Grammy afterparty by cuddling and posing together for cameras. Before the show, funnyman Mayer answered a reporter's question about Simpson in Japanese. USA TODAY's Lorena Blas maps the course since their first meeting.[I edited all that isht out. I reminded myself that I blog to vent--- Not abuse you all.]
Mayer arrives solo at the Grammys, where Seacrest asks about Simpson. English translation of his cryptic answer in Japanese: "She's a wonderful woman and I'm glad to be with her." Posted 2/12/2007 2:57 PM ET