Saturday, September 17, 2011
DVF is a GENIUS!!
Remember that scene in "The Color Purple" movie, where teenage Celie is creeping around the mean White man's store stalking baby Olivia with her new Mommy (the preacher's wife) like a slave on the Underground Railroad???
(wait...that doesn't make sense...anyway...)
Once again, I have given my heart to an inanimate object that I couldn't afford in Afterlife. She is BEAUTIFUL! She is EXOTIC! She also doesn't go with ANYTHING I own (its mustard yellow ostrich leather with olive green accents).
I've had mental fantasies about this beautiful Diane Von Furstenberg bag for days now. I loved the design alone but when I found out that the back of the purse unsnaps to reveal a holder for your iPad, everything went to a new level of emotional attachment. I don't even have an iPad!
So you can imagine how my heart sank when I saw this chick pick up my purse and take it with her to another section. I followed that heifer like a FBI agent! When I caught myself peering around a pillar (as did this kid in a stroller), I thought to myself "This is how Celie felt in that store!" Only, the purse (technically) wasn't mine, and the little baby staring at me (technically) isn't a racist store owner.
(wait...that doesn't make sense...anyway...)
I found myself doing that at Bloomingdale's yesterday!
Once again, I have given my heart to an inanimate object that I couldn't afford in Afterlife. She is BEAUTIFUL! She is EXOTIC! She also doesn't go with ANYTHING I own (its mustard yellow ostrich leather with olive green accents).
Ladies and gents, I introduce to you, the DVF Harper Connect Leather Daybag:
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| Sleek. |
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| Contemporary. |
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| With a HUGE tassel that makes life worth living! |
I've had mental fantasies about this beautiful Diane Von Furstenberg bag for days now. I loved the design alone but when I found out that the back of the purse unsnaps to reveal a holder for your iPad, everything went to a new level of emotional attachment. I don't even have an iPad!
So you can imagine how my heart sank when I saw this chick pick up my purse and take it with her to another section. I followed that heifer like a FBI agent! When I caught myself peering around a pillar (as did this kid in a stroller), I thought to myself "This is how Celie felt in that store!" Only, the purse (technically) wasn't mine, and the little baby staring at me (technically) isn't a racist store owner.
Technically.
