Thursday, June 29, 2006
The Walk of the Moon
I don't think you all realize the extent of my vanity should I ever learn to Moonwalk.
No, really. I'm almost 73% certain that most of y'all would put me on permanent (or temporary) ignore if I were to master this sacred dance move. I'd be waaaay too full of myself. I'd be that arrogant Kanye West/Puffy type of asshole.
Life would probably go a little something like this....
"Joi! Why did you order that when you know I don't eat it?"
or...
or...
Matter of fact, I didn't really get "over it" until 2003. In college, I went back and re-purchased Hammertime and Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em. But that wasn't enough. I decided to resurrect one of my many childhood dreams and just do the damn thing--I was gonna train to be a Hammer Girl. I don't care what you say, those chicks were BAD! They could do everything the boys could do AND they actually looked like women. My time had come. So I went to Amazon.com and purchased "Mc Hammer: Too Legit Videos".
No, really. I'm almost 73% certain that most of y'all would put me on permanent (or temporary) ignore if I were to master this sacred dance move. I'd be waaaay too full of myself. I'd be that arrogant Kanye West/Puffy type of asshole.
Life would probably go a little something like this....
"Joi! Why did you order that when you know I don't eat it?"
"Ummm...because I can Moonwalk, can YOU?"
or...
"Excuse me ma'am, would you like to buy some M&Ms to help support our little league team?"
"Can ya'll Moonwalk?"
or...
"Your total comes to $223.26"
"I'm sorry! I should have told you before you rung me up--- I can Moonwalk. What's the new total?"
Seriously, what could anyone tell me???
Nothing.
Absolutely
NADA.
Nothing.
Absolutely
NADA.
Despite my loyalty to MJ, back in the day I was all about MC Hammer.
Matter of fact, I didn't really get "over it" until 2003. In college, I went back and re-purchased Hammertime and Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em. But that wasn't enough. I decided to resurrect one of my many childhood dreams and just do the damn thing--I was gonna train to be a Hammer Girl. I don't care what you say, those chicks were BAD! They could do everything the boys could do AND they actually looked like women. My time had come. So I went to Amazon.com and purchased "Mc Hammer: Too Legit Videos".
I think I'm ready now.
So if ya'll ever hear any casting talk for another MC Hammer tv movie, look out for ya girl!
So if ya'll ever hear any casting talk for another MC Hammer tv movie, look out for ya girl!
Yeah...
I know.
Wishful thinking.
:o)
I know.
Wishful thinking.
:o)
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